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Hollywwood must be stopped

I am saddened, angered, and bewildered at the latest attempt to make a buck in Hollywood.  “A Christmas Story 2″  producers are leaches sucking the blood from a cherished and loved memory from a time when movies were good. Certainly any successful movie will be milked of profit via merchandising or a sequel.  Generally, after some time the movie studios simply “reboot” the franchise in order to sell the more timely dream to a newer generation.  These clowns were too lazy to reboot and just went for an untimely sequel.  The acting looks horrid. The casting is pathetic. Daniel Stern slipped past Eric Roberts and Treat Williams as the biggest whore actor that will take any part. The trailer should be red band. Southpark writers dedicated a whole episode to the lastest Indiana Jones: Kingdom of the Crystal Skull movie likening it to a rape.  A Christmas Story 2 makes that rape look like it just got to first base.   How does this movie not go straight to DVD? Hell it shouldn’t even get that distinction of DVD and just go straight to streaming Netflix. This movie looks so bad. Hollywood needs to be shot!

 

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The Problem with Shawshank

Shawshank Redemption is arguably one of the greatest movies of our
generation   Frankly, at any given moment it is playing on one channel across
the cable/satellite universe and this is proof of it’s popularity.  You can
pretty much jump into this movie at any given point and enjoy the remaining
minutes with satisfaction.  It is one of the most instantly recognizable movies
as well.  Probably the most recalled scene involves it’s main character, Andy
Dufresne, as he crawls through 500 yards of septic pipe to his freedom.  In this
scene we see, metaphorically, the rain washing away his soiled body as he is
born again into a free world.

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The best news reporting since the Watergate scandal

News and Network Review

All around renaissance news reporter James W. Gregory Jr. and his GNN network really offer viewers some new choices to their daily news sources.  GNN has a unique and unbiased outlook on some of the more controversial topics.  Host, founder, COO, CFO, singer, songwriter, harmonica player, sales and marketer, and self-professed ladies man James W. Gregory Jr. has a most unusual way of presenting the news.  His news style is more free-flowing part Andy Rooney, part hidden cries for help.  The harmonica playing is a nice segway into different news topics.  Aside from news and commentary GNN also features match-making.  While his attempts to reconcile with his ex-wife seem to fail, GNN is always promoting its most eligable bachelor.  This is definitely must see TV!

William Jame Gregory Jr’s GNN Network featured on Youtube.

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The cure for uncontrollable browsing rage

The cure for uncontrollable browsing rage

Imagine killing some time reading news, watching Videos , or cleaning up your email, all the while an uncontrollable rage grows inside you.  Your temperature rises.  The stress and anxiety overwhelms every sense. Your heartbeat quickens.  You want to break something or hurt someone.  Somehow you are forced to continue sitting in front of the computer.  Before today there was no hope.  Unlike our forbears we no longer have need to get off our tookus and go outside for natures beauty and theraputic sounds.  The cure for internet rage is here and online at www.calm.com.  The site offers several serene landscape choices along with accompanying sounds releasing all sorts of calming endorphins to soothe the most melancholy brain or cool even the hottest head!

You complete me

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Never doubt the resourcefulness of the average Kentuckian.  Missing the soft top on this late-model VW Rabbit, it’s owner displays his reluctance for further investment, yet at the same time showcases his Christ-like desire to make all things new.   Duct tape, cardboard,  plexiglass, and southern ingenuity make this vehicle wholly restored once more.